January 23, 2012
I’m at a “White Trash” party in Uptown

Which I guess they meant a “Drink Shitty Beer and Eat Stupid Food While Watching Wrestling and Listening to Shitty Country Music Party” which is really just every sporting event back home. 

A white trash party should include a campfire, a trailer with at least one car missing a tire, and racism.  And perhaps the unfortunately pregnant teenager.

  1. rissaroni said: preferably a campfire where you are burning something highly flammable, like a mattress.
  2. danejl said: They seem to be balancing out a lack of racism with abundant classism.
  3. rhubarbturmoil said: don’t forget children running around barefoot
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