Anonymous asked: How is it you always have these gorgeous boyfriends? You're not even that cute. I think you're lying.
Well, I suppose I’m just not as terrible as I seem. Or I’m a succubus. Either way, really.
Quite frankly, I just pay well.
Nb4r, why is it so hard for people to believe that I might be attractive to some people? As if I had a deformity of some kind. I mean, aside from a malfunctioning sense of concern….
