January 2012
Stayed in.
Result: No more wine and now I’m addicted to Sherlock.
Thanks, Internet!
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2:47AM Central
Still awake.
Put on pants and go to the bar
OR
Pour last of the wine into this glass and stay in bed, where I’ve been all day
?
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Good lord, why did I watch the debate?
Now I have heartburn and can feel a ragestroke coming on. I need ice cream.
And wine.
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toasterhaus asked: So because of your description of your former school and future employer, I googled it and look at it on google maps. It looks so strange to me, a school completely surrounded forested land while still being in a metropolitan area. It doesn't look real. It looks out of place, as if they went into the middle of no where and plopped it down. This isn't meant to be a negative, just...
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“Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from...”
– The New Colossus - Emma Lazarus, 1883
All these conversations about immigration
They know they’re just saying they don’t like people who speak Spanish, right?
Thoughts
Let’s play “How many people do I know in the audience”
Wolf Blitzer likes the campus
I will be working there in 10 days
I’d like everyone to notice those blue lights in the auditorium, that is the unofficial “color” of Jacksonville
I need a beer already
I was the Chamber Singers’ photographer for a few years
Make that two beers
I hope y’all...
So basically there's just two comedy shows in...
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LOL - The debate is at UNF because Ron White is... →
Storytime
I actually find it amusing that the organizers of tonight’s debates chose UNF as the venue. The school itself was basically a hippie commune when it was founded in the 70’s. Scandalous stories about professors, both past and present, still circulate from time to time. At one point, the College of Arts & Sciences staff basically set up a Swingers Party and a few of the marriages...
Assistant Director of Pizza Acquisition and...
“Gurl, you have three options: 1) Grow up and get over it; 2) Learn to wait; 3)...”
– Obviously I don’t need to source this because y’all know me.
Just an FYI y'all
The debate tonight is being held at my Alma Mater and future place of employment and I am SO glad I am not there right now because I would probably get arrested for flinging poop at Republicans.
EDIT: Tomorrow’s debate.
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“You want nothing more than just to make it through the twentysomething rain and...”
– Thought Catalog: What 20-Somethings Want (via daiquiriquinto)
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jakke asked: Could you ever date a hardcore Ron Paul supporter? Or if not date, could you ever have angry sex with a hardcore Ron Paul supporter? Bear in mind that they're all somewhat-insecure white dudes, which I realize is not your cup of tea physically speaking.
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Oh sweet goodness
It wasn’t a typo.
AND
My second week is Homecoming, which I’m in charge of.
It’s like a gurl’s dreams come true!
Ok, I’ll stop gushing now. Gotta go review a budget and write up a memo for my new staff so my supervisor can sign off on some administrative changes we discussed.
Like a boss.
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I’m sure this is a mistake and will be corrected in the next few weeks, because there is no way they would pay me, a 25 year old, that much money.
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Exciting, well for me anyway
Just got my first email with all the docs I’ll need for the new job. SO ESSITE.
First time for everything
I just had to do the limbo under a bar made of bratwurst, which I had to take a bite of in order to pass the challenge. I really hope someone got a picture of that.
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I'm at a "White Trash" party in Uptown
Which I guess they meant a “Drink Shitty Beer and Eat Stupid Food While Watching Wrestling and Listening to Shitty Country Music Party” which is really just every sporting event back home.
A white trash party should include a campfire, a trailer with at least one car missing a tire, and racism. And perhaps the unfortunately pregnant teenager.
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Tumblr professors/grad students/teachers, I need...
lemdi:
thedisgruntledgradstudent:
orangutanne:
I’ve been asked to devise a way to teach/grade my students on how to take notes in class, because apparently this is not something many upper-level undergraduates know how to do anymore. I have no idea how to teach or do this - I just have always taken notes in a way that makes sense to me but not necessarily to anyone else.
Does anyone have...
Anonymous asked: How is it you always have these gorgeous boyfriends? You're not even that cute. I think you're lying.
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Also
That awkward moment when you find out that one of your exes did not quite make it in the film industry as planned because you see a gif from SeanCody of him getting pounded by some random tatted guy.
Oh, hi “Jamie” nice to see you’re doing well.
jesus—walks:
Joseph and I singing...
The Casual Fan's Guide to the Super Bowl
illustratedexample:
Hey you, sort of sports fan. Are you unsure who to root for in the Super Bowl because you got too tied up in trying to keep Community and it’s unfunny jokes from going off the air? Or maybe you were hoping that Tim Tebow would make the Super Bowl so you could root for that classic Heisman Trophy and National Championship winning underdog who defied the impossible odds of...
Chris Christie is appointing a black, gay man to... →
c-newt:
There is no punch line. It’s not a joke.
But Clarence Thomas is a Federal judge.
sirjaken asked: Your life sounds like it is full of exciting excursions! Totes peanut butter and jelly.
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I didn't think we would top Bachmann on the GOP...
aatombomb:
But supporting Newt as an “anti-establishment” candidate trumps Bachmann and Palin combined, hands down.
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Watchjesseboy:
TED talk: Brene Brown - The power of vulnerability.
To be kind and compassionate to yourself….
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Oy Vey
I managed to lose both my Chase cards last night, sometime in between yelling at Tim and making out with a stripper at Horseshoe, and still found myself waking up next to a bartender who had to get to church this morning.
C’est la vie.
Well, what I really like is being a big fish who has a house in a small pond, but also has a stork friend who can take him to other ponds from time to time because small ponds get boring sometimes.
I like being a big fish in a small pond
Attn: Everyone
I need someone to make a gif of John Donaghy saying “GOOD GOD” to Liz Lemon on last night’s 30 Rock because OMG that is me. Just ask Craig, he’s my Lemon.