January 30, 2012
So I’ve not moved from out of the bed pretty much all day because my legs are sore from walking home 2 miles this morning, but it’s ok because I found this series on Netflix and only have 8 more episodes.   Yay for internet viewing spirals!

So I’ve not moved from out of the bed pretty much all day because my legs are sore from walking home 2 miles this morning, but it’s ok because I found this series on Netflix and only have 8 more episodes.  

Yay for internet viewing spirals!

12:53am  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZY6H7yFcKMzX
(Notes: 1)
  
Filed under: The Grand Not nearly as good as Downton but it'll do 
January 29, 2012
Thoughts

  • The only thing that makes me nervous about moving to Florida is the lack of people there that I find attractive.  Like, next to none.  I’m going to need some hobbies.
  • Related:  I’ve found it much easier to be in a sexual relationship with someone if I don’t actually like them, because people are fickle and my standards are too high and I end up getting disappointed.  
  • Also:  I have not left the bed today and I’m ok with that.  I was supposed to go to a casino tonight but I think not.  I need to stay in for once so I can go shopping tomorrow. 

7:28pm  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZY6H7yFb9wIN
(Notes: 10)
  
Filed under: This has been a post 
January 29, 2012
So it is my mission for this year to board this yacht, reportedly owned by new owner of the Jaguars, Shahid Khan, and take at least one photo of me pretending to be the Captain.

So it is my mission for this year to board this yacht, reportedly owned by new owner of the Jaguars, Shahid Khan, and take at least one photo of me pretending to be the Captain.

6:04pm  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZY6H7yFarU7t
(Notes: 5)
  
Filed under: It's 223 feet of awesome 
January 29, 2012
Also

If you weren’t at Jackhammer last night, then you missed your one and only opportunity to see me in a public place wearing only my underwear.

Damn stupid dress code.

5:25pm  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZY6H7yFai8Da
(Notes: 16)
  
Filed under: But I was one of the better looking ones So there's that 
January 28, 2012
an-antler: SAME And today.

an-antler:

SAME

And today.

(Source: uppereastside)

2:33pm  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZY6H7yFWMtJE
(Notes: 763)
  
January 28, 2012
Also.

Also.

(Source: andydoesit, via thepo)

2:32pm  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZY6H7yFWMexc
(Notes: 30)
  
Filed under: It should read WEEK because Lord knows I ain't holding back 
January 28, 2012
electricshambles: Note to self* Basically.

electricshambles:

Note to self*

Basically.

2:26pm  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZY6H7yFWLSVK
(Notes: 13)
  
January 27, 2012

Stayed in.

Result:  No more wine and now I’m addicted to Sherlock.

Thanks, Internet!

5:45am  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZY6H7yFRre7N
(Notes: 10)
  
January 27, 2012
2:47AM Central

Still awake.  

Put on pants and go to the bar

OR

Pour last of the wine into this glass and stay in bed, where I’ve been all day

?

3:48am  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZY6H7yFRl98l
(Notes: 10)
  
Filed under: QUESTIONS FOR THE AGES I need someone to turn me so I don't get bed sores 
January 26, 2012
Good lord, why did I watch the debate?

Now I have heartburn and can feel a ragestroke coming on.  I need ice cream.  

And wine.

9:51pm  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZY6H7yFQyD9d
(Notes: 12)
  
Filed under: ALL THE WINE 
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